How many change light bulb

One to screw in the bulb and another to hold the penis—I mean ladder. How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently more than My basement is still dark. How many skateboarders does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it take him tries. How many roaming hippies does it take to change a lightbulb? You got some change man?

Anything will help. How many cubs fans does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just talk about doing it next year. How many Basses does it take to change a lightbulb? How many alcoholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to hold the bulb and the other to drink until the room spins. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A fish. How many graphic designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they prefer to cry in the dark. How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? How many Comcast employees does it take to screw in a light bulb? The only thing getting screwed is you. How man sons does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but you have to ask him about 50 times. How many Marxists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Pointless, a Marxist would refuse as they believe lightbulbs carry the seeds of their own revolution. How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb? How many Jedis does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The absurdity is what makes the jokes funny. There are those tasks that could and should be handled by one person, yet wind up involving far more.

Our time is wasted, our patience is tried, and we neglect the important work we could be doing in favor of the one-person job someone has seen fit to turn into a twenty-person job. My background is the world of education. One of my pet peeves was to see teachers being asked to spent huge amounts of time collecting and reporting information when one person could have handled the whole job in a few minutes with software readily available at their fingertips.

It happens in elementary schools and high schools, in the suburbs and in the cities, on the East Coast and on the West Coast. It happens every time we take a one-person job and begin farming it out to dozens. When you start multiplying 10 minutes by the number of people being involved, the time adds up quickly. We are good at instituting procedures. The problem is that new procedures seldom replace old procedures; they are just added to what is already there.

We institute software which does what our paper procedures did. Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many can you afford? Q: What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? A: You can un-screw the lightbulb. Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Four. One to change it, two to organize the potluck and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience Q: How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lava lamps don't burn out man! A: None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready. Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb? A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it! Q: How many cheating husbands does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cheating husbands screw in motels.

Q: How many fourteen year old boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb? It's too early to say if the light bulb needs changing. Q: How many Genius bar reps does it take to change a light bulb? You have to replace the whole motherboard. Q: How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Depends on what you want to change it into. Q: How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Q: How many baseball players does it take to change a lightbulb? They're too busy arguing the last call. Q: How many Apple Iphone early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb? One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes Q: How many taxi drivers does it take to change a light bulb? One to screw it in and one to overcharge for the bulb. Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10, years. Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?