Reasons why lochte is a douchebag

Despite the evidence stacking up against him, the swimmer appears to be sticking to his story. Will he string out the lie for as long as possible and then do an Oprah confessional like Lance Armstrong? Or will he bite the bullet and come clean, now that Rio authorities have made it clear they're not letting him get away with it? Most people will be hoping it's the former because, let's face it, this is one highly entertaining trainwreck.

So while we enjoy the show, let's take a closer look at some of the personality quirks that have helped define the year-old as "America's sexiest douchebag". To make matters worse, his chosen genre is "surrealist nature art".

Jezebel once likened his work to something a pothead would draw in a psych ward. This odd utterance pops up a lot in Lochte interviews and on his social media accounts in hashtag form but nobody is really sure whether he made it up himself, as he claims, or stole it from a US rapper.

Thanks for contacting us. We've received your submission. As details emerged that swimmer Ryan Lochte, teammates Jimmy Feigen, Jack Conger and Gunnar Bentz trashed a suburban gas station and then tried to cover up their bad behavior by making up a story of robbery at gunpoint , Brazilians blasted the athletes. You, Lochte are immature, insecure and a bad character.

Stay a fugitive in the US telling your lies. You have entered the history of the Olympics as the biggest liar. News U. Politics Joe Biden Congress Extremism. Special Projects Highline. HuffPost Personal Video Horoscopes. Follow Us. Terms Privacy Policy. Suggest a correction. What's Hot. US swimmer Ryan Lochte might have just caused the biggest controversy in Olympic history. After telling the Olympic Committee, the world media and even his dear old mum that he'd been robbed at gun point, it turns out he might have been telling porky pies all along.

But shouldn't we have known the time medal winner-cum-reality star-cum abysmal fashion icon was a bit of a douchebag all along? Here's the evidence. Resting in between events at the MesaProSwim.